We'll return after these messages...

Train at home for a better career in the burgeoning field of TV/VCR repair!

Enjoy this commercial for International Correspondence Schools featuring Sally Struthers:

We'll be back after the break...

Commercial for Sears Craftsman lawn mowers:

We'll return after these important messages...

Magnavox TV commercial with Lloyd Bridges:

We'll be right back...

I never went back when I was young people, but I do remember seeing this commercial many, many times watching TV (how could I ever forget that music?), and I always wanted to go to this magical camp where smiley face balloons talk, days are filled with fun activities and one can take "long swims in the pool".

Here's a commercial for Young People's Day Camp:

We'll be right back...

Commercial for totally awesome Rocks & Bugs & Things toys:

We'll return after these messages...

Commercial for Dutch Wonderland amusement park in Lancaster, Pennsylvania:

We'll return after these messages...

Here's Evel Knievel for AMF Roadmaster bicycles:

We'll be back after these messages...

This program brought to you by Popeil's Pocket Fisherman:

We'll return in a moment...

Forever burnt into my brain:

Have a summer of fun in the Poconos,
At your host with the most in the Poconos:
Beautiful Mount Airy Laaaaahhhdge!

Obscurantist Drivel's First Birthday

Huzzah!  Obscurantist Drivel is one year old today.

Awwwww, isn't Obscurantist Drivel just adorable drooling all over itself?  Uh oh, smells like Obscurantist Drivel just pooped itself...

Enjoy this slice of a virtual Carvel Cookie Puss ice cream cake while I take care of business (thank you):

Happy 7/11 aka Free Slurpee Day!

Commercial for 7-Eleven's Superman IV: The Quest for Peace 32 oz Super Slurpee movie collector cups:

We'll return after these messages...

Commercial for the fun 'n' deadly Water Wiggle from Wham-O:

We'll be right back...

Crazy Eddie Fourth of July sale commercial:

First day of summer!

Here's a vintage commercial for 7-Eleven to celebrate the summer solstice:

We'll return after these messages...

Commercial for beautiful Mount Airy Lodge:

We'll return after these messages...

Secrets & Mysteries promo spot (Late Night Saturdays at 3:30 am):

We'll return after these messages...

The Legend of Zelda commercial for the Nintendo Entertainment System:

We'll return after these messages...

Battle Beasts commercial (collect all 84!):

May the Fourth be with you

Hagoromo sea chicken commercial:

Please do not adjust your set...

We're experiencing technical difficulties.

Please stand by...