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Common Household Deities of North America, Mid to Late Twentieth Century

No. 4, The Doughboy*:



*Note: If I recall my world history lessons correctly, despite the innocent, even adorable appearance of these chubby little fire elementals, during the time of the Great War, millions of roused Doughboys left behind the warmth and comfort of their hearthside haunts to fight and die valiantly on the front lines against the Huns and their legions of barbaric Grünriesen (Green Giants) and bloodthirsty Koolaidmensch (Kool-Aid Men).